~Fighting evil by moonlight winning love by daylight~


gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

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Most incredible boulder opal I’ve ever seen. 121cts.


My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

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as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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Is it sad that I  want to save up and get this ring for myself? Or would that be too pathetic…? haharing source